I did it for the glory: Archive

When people who are assholes to everyone else are...

babygotbackk:

Feb 1st

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Chipper Jones as ~Delta Gate Agent~ “We’re gonna start boarding flight 420 to, uh, LaGuardia’s… LaGuardia Airport.” LUUUUULZ. And is that Fredi in the background saying “I’m gonna do the pat downs”? lmao

Feb 1st

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softerthanstarlight: inquirediscreetly: OMG REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THIS! BEST. CHILDHOOD. EVER. :D omg my childhood just flashed before my eyes I MISS THESE DAYS.

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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hugarainbow: madeinjersey: condomsinmyfood: -jillieee: This made me sad ):. There was no room at the dinner table so Grandpa ate in the bathroom. LOLOLLKJSYL HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOMG.

Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

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Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...

krissycupcake: followmeunder: catastrofuck: com3dy: smokemeimdope-: when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die” Then why is its alternate title “Da Ba Dee” if that’s not what it says? IT IS NOT “IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE”, GET IT RIGHT

Jan 31st

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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...

fghtffyrdmnstylr: …and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”

Jan 31st

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I don't feel like trying anymore.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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If being bothered by people saying racist, sexist,...

Jan 30th

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I cried today.

Because I was sitting in the car and the sun was in my face and it was warm and I felt so happy. lol Seasonal Affective Disorder is no joke!

Jan 29th

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abominablesocially: I broke my glass balloon, I let go of my glass balloon.

Jan 29th

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When you know you're being annoying but you don't...

Jan 29th

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notimeforclosedminds asked: Your last post reminds me of what happened to my friend the other day. She went to the store to look for deodorant and she was in the pregnancy tests & condoms aisle and a lady looked at her and said, "You better not be getting a pregnancy test. You look 13 years old"...lmao, bitch?

Jan 29th

Max always gets naked;: Spell your full name... →

I can’t. D:

Jan 29th

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I can't wait until I look my age. One day, it will...

Jan 29th

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